May the odds be never in your favor.
Wow, I actually have my own christmas tree this year. It’s small and adorable and super pretty. It was also a gift from my girlfriend since we can’t celebrate christmas together…
merry christmas, ferelden
…I don’t know even know what to say.
I know the feeling.
Oreo cleaning his little feeties~!
Enjoy. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what my day will look like today. Accordion music, old people and Christmas songs. I’m helping my father serving cake and coffee at small christmas celebration. I hope there will be some cake left for me later :x
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
i can’t breathe
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VAMPIRES HItLER HAD IN HIS ARMY!?
I doubt there is a person more stupid than me. So I got an apartment and I need a sofa. So I browsed different stores and found the perfect sofa for pretty cheap. So I ordered it while I was at work and was really happy about my purchase (I bought it with 65% off) when one of my workmates asks me, how big the sofa is. It’s about 3meter broad and then she asks me, how big my living room will be. Guess who has no idea how big her living room is? Yes, me. Oh my god I hope I didn’t make a huge mistake. Fuck…